2024 NFL Season
Week 3 Advice
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Last updated 10 months ago (9/21/2024 11:07 AM PT).
Defense Advice
Arizona CardinalsDEFsit
The Cardinals face the Lions, who have averaged over 400 yards of total offense in their first two games, allowing just two sacks of Jared Goff.
Chicago BearsDEFstart
The Bears' defense is expected to perform well as their elite cornerback duo should be able to contain the Colts' offense, making them a strong defensive play for Week 3.
Cincinnati BengalsDEFstart
Small chance of rain, but the true forecast should become clearer closer to game time.
Cleveland BrownsDEFstart
The Cleveland Browns' defense is facing the struggling Giants' offense, which has averaged only 12 points per game and turned the ball over multiple times. The Browns are a top-five defense and have performed well in previous weeks, including limiting the Jaguars to 13 points with four sacks. High confidence ratings and rankings support starting their defense for Week 3.
Houston TexansDEFstart
Texans defense is a good option against the Vikings.
Miami DolphinsDEFstart
Nearly a 40 percent chance of rain, but spotty showers aren't expected to significantly impact the game.
Minnesota VikingsDEFsit
The Vikings face the Texans, who have averaged 24 points and 365.5 yards of offense in their first two weeks, committing just one giveaway in 311 snaps.
New England PatriotsDEFstart
The Patriots' defense has shown resilience against strong offenses and will be facing a suspect Jets offense in Week 3, which makes them a strong option. The expected weather conditions, including moderate levels of precipitation and wind during Thursday Night Football, should not significantly impact their performance.
New York JetsDEFstart
The New York Jets defense is expected to perform well against the Patriots' offense. They have a moderate confidence rating with a composite strength of around 6 to 7. Expected moderate weather conditions during Thursday Night Football should not majorly impact their performance.
San Francisco 49ersDEFstart
Perfect score of 10.0, suggesting an exceptional defensive performance.
Seattle SeahawksDEFstart
Nearly a 40 percent chance of rain, but spotty showers aren't expected to significantly impact the game.
Tampa Bay BuccaneersDEFstart
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is a strong streaming option this week due to their matchup against the struggling Broncos offense, which is averaging just 13 points and 263 yards. Additionally, the Buccaneers are ranked in the top 10 for Week 3 standings.
Washington CommandersDEFstart
Small chance of rain, but the true forecast should become clearer closer to game time.
Player Advice
A.J. BrownWRadd
Hot streak makes him a worthy addition, especially for playoff matchups.
Brock PurdyQBstart
Favorable matchup, but uncertain future based on recent injury news.
Cooper KuppWRsit
Cooper Kupp's recent performances have been underwhelming with very low scores, making him a risky start.
Jameson WilliamsWRstart
Williams had a standout performance with two touchdowns and is a key playmaker in a high-scoring offense.
Jordan LoveQBsit
Despite a good matchup, Love underperformed significantly, showing he may not be trustworthy for playoff starts.
Kyler MurrayQBsit
Murray disappointed with a poor performance despite a favorable matchup earlier. He’s likely not a reliable option in the finals.
Travis KelceTEsit
Potential inactivity as playoff concerns weigh in.