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The Cardinals face the Lions, who have averaged over 400 yards of total offense in their first two games, allowing just two sacks of Jared Goff.
Chicago BearsDEFstart
The Bears' defense is expected to perform well as their elite cornerback duo should be able to contain the Colts' offense, making them a strong defensive play for Week 3.
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The Bears' defense is expected to perform well as their elite cornerback duo should be able to contain the Colts' offense, making them a strong defensive play for Week 3.
09/21StartThe Bears' elite cornerback duo should be able to contain the Colts' offense, making them a strong defensive play for Week 3.
09/21StartThe Bears' defense is expected to perform well against the Colts.
Cincinnati BengalsDEFstart
Small chance of rain, but the true forecast should become clearer closer to game time.
Cleveland BrownsDEFstart
The Cleveland Browns' defense is facing the struggling Giants' offense, which has averaged only 12 points per game and turned the ball over multiple times. The Browns are a top-five defense and have performed well in previous weeks, including limiting the Jaguars to 13 points with four sacks. High confidence ratings and rankings support starting their defense for Week 3.
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The Cleveland Browns' defense is facing the struggling Giants' offense, which has averaged only 12 points per game and turned the ball over multiple times. The Browns are a top-five defense and have performed well in previous weeks, including limiting the Jaguars to 13 points with four sacks. High confidence ratings and rankings support starting their defense for Week 3.
09/21StartRanked as the top defense for Week 3.
09/21StartHigh confidence rating of 8.7 against the Giants.
09/21StartHigh confidence score of 8.7, indicating strong defensive performance.
09/21StartThe Browns' defense is expected to perform well against the Giants.
09/21StartThe Browns are one of the top-five defenses and limited the Jaguars to 13 points with four sacks. They face a struggling Giants offense averaging 12.0 points per game.
09/21StartThe Browns' defense faces the Giants, who have struggled offensively, averaging only 12 points and 272 yards while turning the ball over three times in the first two weeks.
Houston TexansDEFstart
Texans defense is a good option against the Vikings.
Miami DolphinsDEFstart
Nearly a 40 percent chance of rain, but spotty showers aren't expected to significantly impact the game.
Minnesota VikingsDEFsit
The Vikings face the Texans, who have averaged 24 points and 365.5 yards of offense in their first two weeks, committing just one giveaway in 311 snaps.
New England PatriotsDEFstart
The Patriots' defense has shown resilience against strong offenses and will be facing a suspect Jets offense in Week 3, which makes them a strong option. The expected weather conditions, including moderate levels of precipitation and wind during Thursday Night Football, should not significantly impact their performance.
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The Patriots' defense has shown resilience against strong offenses and will be facing a suspect Jets offense in Week 3, which makes them a strong option. The expected weather conditions, including moderate levels of precipitation and wind during Thursday Night Football, should not significantly impact their performance.
09/21StartExpected moderate levels of precipitation and wind during Thursday Night Football should not impact the game heavily.
09/21StartThe Patriots' defense has held strong offenses to modest totals, and they face a suspect Jets offense in Week 3, making them a solid option.
09/21SitLow confidence rating of 5.5 against the Jets.
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Low confidence score of 3.9 against the Browns
09/21SitLow confidence rating of 3.9 against the Browns.
09/21SitLow confidence score of 3.9 against the Browns.
New York JetsDEFstart
The New York Jets defense is expected to perform well against the Patriots' offense. They have a moderate confidence rating with a composite strength of around 6 to 7. Expected moderate weather conditions during Thursday Night Football should not majorly impact their performance.
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The New York Jets defense is expected to perform well against the Patriots' offense. They have a moderate confidence rating with a composite strength of around 6 to 7. Expected moderate weather conditions during Thursday Night Football should not majorly impact their performance.
09/21StartExpected moderate levels of precipitation and wind during Thursday Night Football should not impact the game heavily.
09/21StartModerate confidence rating of 6.6 against the Patriots.
09/21StartJets defense is expected to perform well against the Patriots' offense.
San Francisco 49ersDEFstart
Perfect score of 10.0, suggesting an exceptional defensive performance.
Seattle SeahawksDEFstart
Nearly a 40 percent chance of rain, but spotty showers aren't expected to significantly impact the game.
Tampa Bay BuccaneersDEFstart
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is a strong streaming option this week due to their matchup against the struggling Broncos offense, which is averaging just 13 points and 263 yards. Additionally, the Buccaneers are ranked in the top 10 for Week 3 standings.
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is a strong streaming option this week due to their matchup against the struggling Broncos offense, which is averaging just 13 points and 263 yards. Additionally, the Buccaneers are ranked in the top 10 for Week 3 standings.
09/21StartPlus matchup and ranked in the top 10 for Week 3 standings.
09/21StartThe Broncos offense has been weak, averaging just 13 points and 263 yards of offense. The Buccaneers' defense is a strong streaming option this week.
Washington CommandersDEFstart
Small chance of rain, but the true forecast should become clearer closer to game time.
Player Advice
D'Andre SwiftRBsit
D'Andre Swift has been highly inefficient this season, averaging only 1.8 yards per carry and 6.5 fantasy points per game. He is losing touches to Roschon Johnson and is struggling behind a weak offensive line, making him a risky play even against a defense that has allowed 5.1 yards per carry. It's best to sit him until he can prove himself again.
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D'Andre Swift has been highly inefficient this season, averaging only 1.8 yards per carry and 6.5 fantasy points per game. He is losing touches to Roschon Johnson and is struggling behind a weak offensive line, making him a risky play even against a defense that has allowed 5.1 yards per carry. It's best to sit him until he can prove himself again.
09/27SitSwift has been highly inefficient and is losing goal line touches to Khalil Herbert. He is not performing well and should be avoided even in a good matchup until his performance improves.
09/27SellSwift has been ineffective even in favorable matchups. Moving him for more reliable assets is recommended.
09/27SitD'Andre Swift has underperformed this season, averaging just 6.5 fantasy points per game and has been ineffective with only 1.8 yards per carry. With Roschon Johnson eating into his playing time, it's best to sit him, even though the Bears face a Rams defense that has allowed 5.1 yards per carry.
09/27DropAdvised to drop based on decreasing performance and usage.
09/26SitSwift has not produced much this season and is likely to lose touches to Roschon Johnson, making him hard to trust even in good matchups.
09/26SitSwift has averaged only 1.8 yards per rush and 6.5 fantasy points in his first three games. His Rush EPA is the worst in the league among all backs, making him a risky play despite a favorable matchup on paper.
09/26SitSwift is struggling in the power attack scheme of the Chicago Bears against the Los Angeles Rams.
09/26TradeSwift has been extremely inefficient and is part of a poorly executed offensive scheme. Trading him even at a low value is recommended.
09/24SitPlaying behind a broken offensive line has made him difficult to trust in the current state of the Chicago Bears' offense.
09/24TradeSwift is losing his featured role in a committee backfield. Take the best trade offer available.
09/24SitAveraging only 1.8 yards per carry which is significantly low.
DJ MooreWRstart
DJ Moore is facing a vulnerable Rams defense that has allowed the most PPR points to perimeter receivers and boasts the second-most Fantasy points allowed to wide receivers. He is coming off a solid performance with 15.2 fantasy points and eight catches for 78 yards, indicating that the Bears' passing game is improving. With potentially increased targets this week, he has big play and touchdown upside, making him a strong start decision this week. Additionally, he excels after the catch, which could lead to significant yards and scoring opportunities.
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DJ Moore is facing a vulnerable Rams defense that has allowed the most PPR points to perimeter receivers and boasts the second-most Fantasy points allowed to wide receivers. He is coming off a solid performance with 15.2 fantasy points and eight catches for 78 yards, indicating that the Bears' passing game is improving. With potentially increased targets this week, he has big play and touchdown upside, making him a strong start decision this week. Additionally, he excels after the catch, which could lead to significant yards and scoring opportunities.
09/27StartMoore is facing a Rams defense that has been vulnerable in the passing game, presenting an opportunity for him to finally find the end zone this season.
09/27StartDJ Moore is a strong start against a Rams team that has been vulnerable to outside receivers, especially with Caleb Williams getting into rhythm.
09/27StartHas big play and touchdown upside against the struggling LA Rams secondary, especially if Keenan Allen misses the week.
09/27SellDJ Moore's stats were inflated by a Hail Mary catch in Week 3. Capitalize on this inflated value to sell him high, especially before his performance may normalize.
09/27StartThe Rams have allowed the most missed tackles in the NFL, and DJ Moore excels after the catch. Expect high volume.
09/27StartWith a favorable matchup against the Rams and Keenan Allen possibly being out, DJ Moore is likely to see increased targets. He performed well last week, and the condensed target tree makes him a strong start.
09/26StartMoore faces a favorable matchup against a Rams defense that has allowed the most PPR points to perimeter receivers. He scored 15.2 fantasy points last week against the Colts.
09/26StartFalling price provides a contrarian play opportunity in DFS. Rams have given up the second-most Fantasy points to wide receivers.
09/24StartThe Bears passing game showed signs of life last week and DJ Moore caught eight of 10 targets for 78 yards. This week, he faces the Rams secondary that has allowed 540 plus receiving yards and six touchdowns through three weeks. Watch his injury status, but if he plays, start him.
09/24StartRanked at #46, suggesting he is a solid FLEX option for Week 4.
Ja'Marr ChaseWRstart
Despite a shoulder injury, Ja'Marr Chase has shown strong recent performance and is expected to be a key target in the Bengals' offense, making him a solid start for high scoring potential.
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Despite a shoulder injury, Ja'Marr Chase has shown strong recent performance and is expected to be a key target in the Bengals' offense, making him a solid start for high scoring potential.
09/27StartChase popped up on the injury report with a shoulder issue, but there are no concerns regarding his availability.
09/27StartChase is expected to have a strong game as the Bengals lean on their stars in a high-scoring situation against a weaker defense.
09/27SitJa'Marr Chase is dealing with a shoulder injury which can limit his effectiveness on the field.
09/27SitDealing with shoulder surgery, unlikely to perform at a high level.
09/27StartTop-notch confidence rating of 9.8, an essential start for PPR leagues.
09/27StartDespite dealing with a shoulder issue, Chase would have been a limited participant if the team held a full practice. He had a breakout game recently and should be considered a high-end WR1 if he is active.
09/24StartHigh potential for a big game, making him a solid start.
09/24StartChase shined on Monday Night and is a top target in the Bengals' offense.
09/24StartShined on Monday night, making him a strong start for Week 4.
Kyle PittsTEstart
Pitts has consistently shown potential despite underwhelming point production. He has a good matchup against New Orleans, which ranks poorly against tight ends (including allowing the third-most receiving yards and fifth-most fantasy points to tight ends). Given the scarcity of high-potential options at tight end, his upside is worth the risk even with recent performance concerns.
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Pitts has consistently shown potential despite underwhelming point production. He has a good matchup against New Orleans, which ranks poorly against tight ends (including allowing the third-most receiving yards and fifth-most fantasy points to tight ends). Given the scarcity of high-potential options at tight end, his upside is worth the risk even with recent performance concerns.
09/27StartKyle Pitts remains one of the main route runners in his offense and has a favorable matchup against New Orleans, who have allowed the third most receiving yards and the fifth most fantasy points to tight ends. Despite concerns about consistency, his upside warrants starting him in the current tight end landscape.
09/27StartPitts remains difficult to sit due to his potential upside. Although the matchup against the Saints is tough, he offers too much potential to bench, especially in a thin TE position.
09/26StartPitts has averaged 8.2 fantasy points this season and just missed scoring a touchdown last week. He has a good matchup against the Saints, who have allowed the fifth-most fantasy points to tight ends.
09/24StartPitts has potential but needs more volume. Hold and start him with cautious optimism.
09/23SitConsistently underperforming, with just 7.9 points this week.
Rachaad WhiteRBsit
Rachaad White has struggled with low rushing efficiency and a decreasing role in the offense. The emergence of rookie Bucky Irving, combined with a tough matchup against the Eagles' stout run defense, makes White a risky play. His value is limited to a flex option at best this week.
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Rachaad White has struggled with low rushing efficiency and a decreasing role in the offense. The emergence of rookie Bucky Irving, combined with a tough matchup against the Eagles' stout run defense, makes White a risky play. His value is limited to a flex option at best this week.
09/27SitHe's dealing with a groin injury, low yardage per touch, and competition from Bucky Irving. Hold and monitor his volume and injury status before starting.
09/27SellWhite has struggled on the ground despite a high snap share. The emergence of Bucky Irving may reduce his carries, making White a sell-high candidate before his value drops.
09/27DropBucky Irving is set to take a larger share of carries, diminishing White's upside and concerns over his rushing efficiency. Selling White now could be beneficial before his value drops further.
09/27StartDespite the rising presence of Bucky Irving, Rashad White is still expected to get significant snap counts and involvement in the passing game, making him a secure start, particularly in PPR formats.
09/27DropWhite has performed poorly this season with competition from Bucky Irving. Irving has moved the chains at a higher rate and matched White in explosive plays, making him a better option for the Buccaneers.
09/27SitRashad White has been underperforming significantly, struggling with inefficiency. The Eagles have yet to allow a touchdown to a running back this season. White also risks losing touches to the more efficient Bucky Irving.
09/26SitWhite is likely to lose his starting role to Bucky Irving soon and hasn't produced much recently. His value this week is limited to a flex option at best.
09/26SitWhite has struggled early this season, averaging only 2.1 yards per rush and getting fewer carries as rookie Bucky Irving is getting more opportunities. He faces a tough Eagles defense this week.
09/26TradeWhite's volume has decreased significantly in 2024 and the emergence of rookie RB Bucky Irving further diminishes his future fantasy value. Trade him while you can still leverage his 2023 performance.
09/24SitWhite's production has lagged compared to Bucky Irving, and he faces a tough matchup against the Eagles' run defense.
09/24SitRachaad White's fantasy value may decrease due to his low rushing efficiency and the emergence of rookie Bucky Irving. Despite his decent points in PPR formats from receiving work, he's at risk of losing his starting role.
09/23SitWhite's performance has been sub-par and his snap share is expected to decrease. His volume of work is the only thing keeping him relevant and he profiles as a borderline flex play with potential liability.
Rico DowdleRBadd
With significant injuries among other RBs and emerging as the Cowboys' top running back, Rico Dowdle should be added to your roster for potential increased usage later in the season.
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With significant injuries among other RBs and emerging as the Cowboys' top running back, Rico Dowdle should be added to your roster for potential increased usage later in the season.
09/27StartTrending towards taking more snaps and routes than Ezekiel Elliott, making him a flex consideration.
09/27StartDallas Cowboys' running back Rico Dowdle is recommended due to his better performance and involvement in the passing game compared to Ezekiel Elliott. He is seen as a faster and more explosive option. Zeke Elliott has looked slow, based on preseason and regular season performance.
09/27AddRico Dowdle appears to be surpassing Ezekiel Elliott in Dallas' pecking order, with better efficiency stats and usage. Given Dallas' recent struggles and Dowdle's performance, he should see an increased role.
09/27StartAfter the Cowboys decreased Ezekiel Elliott's role, Dowdle saw increased playing time. Coupled with a favorable matchup against the Giants, this could be his breakout game.
09/27AddRico Dowdle is ranked 6th in his tier for Week 4. With significant injuries among other RBs, he could be a valuable add.
09/27SitModerate confidence rating of 5.6, better options likely available.
09/26StartGiven his low cost and involvement in the passing game, Dowdle presents a good value play.
09/26StartHas been getting more of the workload recently, facing a Giants defense that has struggled against running backs this season. The Cowboys are also favored in the matchup.
09/26SitDowdle's role as a hurry-up back makes him an unreliable option. The uncertain game script makes it difficult to trust him.
09/26AddDowdle has emerged as the Cowboys' top running back and could see increased usage later in the season.
09/26StartWith the highest snap count of the season and 56 yards on 11 touches last week, Dowdle is a flex play against the Giants.
09/26AddDowdle saw significant snaps and touches for the Cowboys, indicating a shift away from Ezekiel Elliott. His involvement in the offense makes him worth adding, particularly with an expanded role.
09/23StartReceived the lion's share of the work and performed better than Ezekiel Elliott. Could be a nice surprise in Week 4 if he continues to get more workload.
09/23AddDowdle has been more effective in the running and receiving game than Ezekiel Elliott.
Tyreek HillWRstart
Despite inconsistent quarterback play without Tua Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill's immense talent and big-play ability make him a must-start option. He ranks high among WRs and can create opportunities even in difficult situations.
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Despite inconsistent quarterback play without Tua Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill's immense talent and big-play ability make him a must-start option. He ranks high among WRs and can create opportunities even in difficult situations.
09/27BuyTyreek Hill is an elite fantasy player and this is an ultimate buy-low opportunity with his current struggles, despite past consistency and overall talent.
09/27StartDespite low volume in recent games, he can break a big play at any time. Still a top talent against a solid but vulnerable Titans secondary.
09/27SitEven though he's a star player, the uncertainty in Miami's QB situation without Tua Tagovailoa makes Hill a riskier start this week.
09/27StartHas highest big play potential in Miami Dolphins' offense despite the tough matchup.
09/27TradeWithout Tua, Hill's production is expected to decline significantly. Trade now while he still has name value before his stock drops further.
09/27StartRisky but should still be started given his immense upside even in an uncertain QB situation.
09/27BuyHill's production has been down due to poor quarterback play, but this could change soon. Buying low now could yield high returns.
09/27StartDespite the quarterback situation in Miami, Hill has proven to be dynamic with over 1700 receiving yards for two straight seasons and significant touchdown totals. Short passes and screens should allow him to make big plays.
09/27StartHill's ranking and talent always make him a must-start if available.
09/27StartTyreek Hill remains a must-start despite the inconsistency at quarterback. His big-play ability and Miami's game plan to get him the ball make him hard to bench.
09/26SitHill's production relies heavily on Tua Tagovailoa's play, and with Tagovailoa injured, his performance has significantly dropped. He's averaged just three catches for 32 yards without Tua.
09/26SitHill's performance is hindered by the Dolphins' inefficient QB play and a tough Titans defense.
09/26Buy LowThere is uncertainty around his quarterback situation with Tua Tagovailoa possibly not returning soon. Buying lower than other first-round drafted wide receivers is recommended.
09/23StartDespite the uncertainty at QB for the Dolphins, Tyreek Hill remains a top WR option and is ranked as WR6 for Week 4. His talent still makes him a must-start.
09/23StartHill's performance suffered due to the absence of Tua Tagovailoa. His upside remains high, though his floor is lower without Tua.
09/23SitPoor quarterback situation with Skylar Thompson and Tim Boyle makes it difficult to trust Hill's fantasy output.
Zach CharbonnetRBsit
Zach Charbonnet faces a difficult matchup against the Detroit Lions, who allow the fewest points to running backs and have proven very effective against the run. With Kenneth Walker III potentially returning, Charbonnet's role could be diminished as well, making him a risky play.
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Zach Charbonnet faces a difficult matchup against the Detroit Lions, who allow the fewest points to running backs and have proven very effective against the run. With Kenneth Walker III potentially returning, Charbonnet's role could be diminished as well, making him a risky play.
09/27SitThe Lions' strong run defense presents difficulties for linebacker Charbonnet, making him a risky play this week.
09/27SitVery difficult matchup against Detroit, who allows the fewest points to running backs.
09/27SitCharbonnet faces the same tough matchup against Detroit as Walker. His value is further diminished if Walker returns and shares carries.
09/26SellWhile Charbonnet has filled in admirably, Kenneth Walker III's return and the upcoming tough matchup against the Detroit Lions make this the ideal time to trade him away.
09/26SitFacing the best run defense (1st against RBs) of the Detroit Lions. With Walker injured, Charbonnet should be avoided as the run game will struggle.
09/26SitDespite a strong performance in Week 3, Charbonnet faces a Lions defense that has allowed just 2.8 yards per rush and the fewest fantasy points to running backs this season.
09/24SitZach Charbonnet faces a Lions defense that has been very effective against the run, allowing only 8.33 fantasy points per game to RBs. Despite a good performance last week, the matchup is unfavorable.
09/23StartZach Charbonnet is expected to be the lead back in Kenneth Walker III's likely absence and faces a favorable matchup against Miami.