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Last updated 9 months ago (10/4/2024 3:02 PM PT).
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Cincinnati BengalsDEFstart
Bengals are a low popularity underdog against the Ravens, making them a key leverage pick in weekly contests. Solid potential for an upset.
Houston TexansDEFstart
Texans are an unpopular pick against the Bills, which enhances their value in this close matchup. The potential return of key offensive players adds to their upside.
Indianapolis ColtsDEFstart
The Colts D/ST has favorable matchups in October, making them a strong streaming option compared to other defenses. Their performance could be significantly boosted based on the opponents they face, allowing for a higher point total for fantasy owners.
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The Colts D/ST has favorable matchups in October, making them a strong streaming option compared to other defenses. Their performance could be significantly boosted based on the opponents they face, allowing for a higher point total for fantasy owners.
10/02Monitor50% chance of rain may affect game flow, impacting offensive output. Stay updated for more accurate forecasts near game time.
10/01StreamMatching up against favorable opponents in October, good streaming option.
Kansas City ChiefsDEFsit
The Chiefs are likely to struggle against a strong Saints team without key players, affecting their offensive performance.
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The Chiefs are likely to struggle against a strong Saints team without key players, affecting their offensive performance.
10/04SitThe Chiefs offense may struggle without key players like Rashee Rice and Isiah Pacheco against a formidable Saints team.
10/04MonitorWith the Chiefs placing their leading receiver on IR, it complicates Mahomes' outlook and requires monitoring of new player dynamics within the team.
Miami DolphinsDEFstart
The Dolphins are facing a weak Patriots offense, which has struggled throughout the season, leading to a high likelihood of turnovers and a low scoring output. This makes the Dolphins a highly favorable streaming option this week.
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The Dolphins are facing a weak Patriots offense, which has struggled throughout the season, leading to a high likelihood of turnovers and a low scoring output. This makes the Dolphins a highly favorable streaming option this week.
10/04StartThe Dolphins' defense is facing a struggling Patriots offense, making them a strong play this week.
10/02AddWith players potentially expanding their roles, look to add next best player from the Dolphins, especially with Tua's strong performance.
10/02StartMiami has a favorable matchup against a Patriots offense that has struggled, making them a good option this week.
10/01StartThe Dolphins are facing a weak Patriots offense that has struggled, making them a strong streaming option.
10/01StartWith the Patriots scoring less than 17 points in three of their four games and facing a high sack rate against, the Dolphins are a must-start this week.
09/30StartThe Dolphins are a strong streaming option against a struggling Patriots offense riddled with issues, including pressure on quarterback Jacoby Brissett.
09/30AddWith weak opponent offense (Patriots), the Dolphins are a strong streaming option for defenses this week.
09/30StartDespite their poor performance this season, they face a turnover-prone quarterback in Will Levis, creating a prime opportunity for a strong defensive outing.
Minnesota VikingsDEFstart
The Vikings' strong performance and match-up against a struggling Jets offense make them a reliable option, currently ranking as the top scoring D/ST for Week 5.
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The Vikings' strong performance and match-up against a struggling Jets offense make them a reliable option, currently ranking as the top scoring D/ST for Week 5.
10/04StartThe Vikings defense is performing well and is facing a struggling Jets offense.
10/04StartThe Vikings have a strong defense and face an underperforming Jets offense this week.
10/02StartThe Vikings have a strong defense currently producing high fantasy points; the matchup against the Jets adds to their value this week.
10/01StartThe Vikings defense is performing well statistically and faces a struggling Jets offense.
10/01StartCurrently the top scoring D/ST, capitalize on their high performance.
10/01StartThe Vikings' defense has been consistent, leading in takeaways and facing a struggling Jets offense, making them a reliable option moving forward.
09/30StartRanked third for Week 5, the Vikings are capable of causing turnovers and face a Jets team that could struggle against their defense.
New England PatriotsDEFstart
The Patriots are facing a struggling Dolphins offense that has been underperforming, especially without Tua Tagovailoa. They are considered a strong streaming option for Week 5, and their defense is likely to capitalize on Miami's instability.
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The Patriots are facing a struggling Dolphins offense that has been underperforming, especially without Tua Tagovailoa. They are considered a strong streaming option for Week 5, and their defense is likely to capitalize on Miami's instability.
10/02StartThe Patriots defense is favored to perform well against a diminished Dolphins offense without Tua Tagovailoa.
10/02DropPlayers on the Patriots are underperforming and likely to be inconsistent moving forward; best to let them go.
10/01StartThe Patriots DST is matched against a struggling Dolphins offense that is averaging a league-low 11.3 points per game. The Patriots may exploit Miami's quarterback issues and their ranking makes this a good streaming option for Week 5.
10/01StartWith Tua Tagovailoa out, the Dolphins have underperformed, making the Patriots a sneaky streaming option this week against an unstable offense.
New York JetsDEFstart
Facing a turnover-heavy Broncos team enhances their upside, making them a top choice this week.
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Facing a turnover-heavy Broncos team enhances their upside, making them a top choice this week.
10/04StartIf the game script suggests a pass-heavy approach, Jets receivers should perform well, making them good starts this week.
10/02StartJets are undervalued against the Vikings, who have flimsy defensive stats despite their record. Taking the Jets offers solid upset potential.
10/02SitEven though the Jets are top 12 in points, they're facing a Vikings offense that's been averaging 29 points per game.
10/01StartThe Jets defense has been strong recently, scoring consistently and could exploit turnovers against the Vikings' offense, making them a decent play this week.
09/30StartStrong defense facing a turnover-heavy Broncos team makes them a top choice this week.
Tampa Bay BuccaneersDEFstart
The Buccaneers' offense is in excellent form overall and should be able to score against the Falcons' weakened defense in this divisional showdown.
Player Advice
A.J. BrownWRadd
Hot streak makes him a worthy addition, especially for playoff matchups.
Brock PurdyQBstart
Favorable matchup, but uncertain future based on recent injury news.
Cooper KuppWRsit
Cooper Kupp's recent performances have been underwhelming with very low scores, making him a risky start.
Jameson WilliamsWRstart
Williams had a standout performance with two touchdowns and is a key playmaker in a high-scoring offense.
Jordan LoveQBsit
Despite a good matchup, Love underperformed significantly, showing he may not be trustworthy for playoff starts.
Kyler MurrayQBsit
Murray disappointed with a poor performance despite a favorable matchup earlier. He’s likely not a reliable option in the finals.
Travis KelceTEsit
Potential inactivity as playoff concerns weigh in.