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The Bengals have a strong historical performance coming off a loss, and with a solid offensive line facing the Panthers' depleted defensive line, they should excel this week.
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The Bengals have a strong historical performance coming off a loss, and with a solid offensive line facing the Panthers' depleted defensive line, they should excel this week.
09/27StartThe Bengals are expected to score heavily and rely on offensive strengths, making all main offensive players worth starting.
09/27StartThe Bengals' offensive line was solid in Week 3, and despite injuries, should perform well against the Panthers' depleted defensive line.
09/26StartComing off a loss, they should perform well against the Panthers.
Houston TexansDEFstart
The Texans present a solid startup opportunity this week due to favorable conditions: high sack totals, a struggling Jaguars' offensive line, and playing at home. These factors align to make them a viable option.
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The Texans present a solid startup opportunity this week due to favorable conditions: high sack totals, a struggling Jaguars' offensive line, and playing at home. These factors align to make them a viable option.
09/27StartThe Texans' offensive line faces a struggling Jaguars defensive line, making this a good opportunity for Houston to bounce back.
09/26StartPlaying at home with a favorable matchup against the Jaguars.
09/24StartThe Texans are a sneaky play given their sack totals and the Jaguars' offensive struggles.
Indianapolis ColtsDEFstart
The Colts face a struggling Steelers team, likely leading to a low-scoring game, which enhances their defense's fantasy value.
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The Colts face a struggling Steelers team, likely leading to a low-scoring game, which enhances their defense's fantasy value.
09/26StartThe Colts are slight home underdogs against the Steelers but offer value as the public heavily favors Pittsburgh despite the close point spread.
09/23AddThe Colts face a low-scoring Steelers team in Week 4. This game could produce two fantasy-relevant defenses due to limited explosive plays and scoring.
09/23StartThe Colts are facing a Pittsburgh team that focuses on trench play and has struggled to score. This could result in a low-scoring game, making the Colts' defense a relevant fantasy option.
Kansas City ChiefsDEFstart
A strong defensive unit that has kept opponents to low scores; they're facing a potentially weakened Chargers offense.
Miami DolphinsDEFstart
The Dolphins have a prime matchup against the Tennessee Titans, who have shown vulnerabilities with a high number of sacks and turnovers. Furthermore, Titans' quarterback Will Levis has struggled, increasing the chances for the Dolphins to capitalize on mistakes. The expected good weather also adds to their reliability.
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The Dolphins have a prime matchup against the Tennessee Titans, who have shown vulnerabilities with a high number of sacks and turnovers. Furthermore, Titans' quarterback Will Levis has struggled, increasing the chances for the Dolphins to capitalize on mistakes. The expected good weather also adds to their reliability.
09/27StartThe Dolphins face a Titans team leading the league in turnovers and giving up sacks.
09/26StartRainfall is expected to decrease by kickoff, leading to a likely dry game. The Dolphins should perform without significant weather-related issues.
09/26StartThe Dolphins face a Titans team that leads the NFL in offensive turnovers and gave up eight sacks last week.
09/24StartThe Dolphins defense faces a turnover-prone Titans offense led by Will Levis. They have a good opportunity to put up points this week.
09/24StartThe Dolphins face a Titans offense that has been giving up a high number of sacks and interceptions, making them a reliable option.
09/24StartThe Dolphins face a turnover-prone Titans offense that gave up eight sacks last week.
09/23AddThe Dolphins face the struggling Tennessee offense in Week 4, making them a good streaming option for defenses.
09/23StartMiami is facing a struggling Tennessee offense led by Will Levis. Levis has made several poor decisions, making Miami a solid streaming option this week.
09/23AddThe Dolphins have a favorable matchup against the Titans and can capitalize on their offense's success.
Minnesota VikingsDEFstart
The Minnesota Vikings defense is highly recommended for starting. They are leading the league in sacks, have six takeaways, and limit opposing runners to 71 yards per game. Despite facing the Packers, they have a favorable matchup due to Jordan Love's rustiness or potential backups playing. They are a top streaming defense and almost a set-it-and-forget-it option.
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The Minnesota Vikings defense is highly recommended for starting. They are leading the league in sacks, have six takeaways, and limit opposing runners to 71 yards per game. Despite facing the Packers, they have a favorable matchup due to Jordan Love's rustiness or potential backups playing. They are a top streaming defense and almost a set-it-and-forget-it option.
09/27StartMinnesota’s defense has been effective and will be facing a struggling Packers offense led by Malik Willis or a banged-up Jordan Love.
09/24StartThe Vikings defense has been playing well and faces a potentially rusty Jordan Love. They have a favorable matchup this week.
09/24StartThe Vikings have been the top fantasy defense so far and are almost a set-it-and-forget-it option, despite a tougher matchup against Green Bay.
09/24AddThe Vikings DST is the top streaming defense for Week 4 and potentially a starting DST for the entire season. They lead the league in sacks, have six takeaways, and limit opposing runners to 71 yards per game. Facing the Packers with either a backup quarterback or the recently injured Jordan Love, they have a favorable matchup.
09/23AddThe Minnesota Vikings defense is recommended as a Week 4 waiver wire pickup, focusing on their favorable matchup.
New York GiantsDEFstart
The New York Giants have been boosted by Malik Nabers' performance, making them competitive and improving Daniel Jones' output. Additionally, their balanced attack allows them to adapt to various game conditions, and they should perform adequately even in adverse weather.
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The New York Giants have been boosted by Malik Nabers' performance, making them competitive and improving Daniel Jones' output. Additionally, their balanced attack allows them to adapt to various game conditions, and they should perform adequately even in adverse weather.
09/27SitLow confidence rating of 3.7 against the Cowboys.
09/26SitPreview for the Cowboys vs. Giants game on Thursday Night Football suggests betting against Giants players.
09/26StartThe Giants employ a more balanced attack that should be less impacted by inclement weather. If the game conditions force a reliance on the run, they could still perform sufficiently.
09/26StartMalik Nabers has kept the Giants competitive. He is already among the top receivers in key categories, boosting Daniel Jones' performance.
New York JetsDEFstart
The Jets' defense has consistently posted double-digit fantasy points and are facing a less threatening Denver offense this week, which is also prone to turnovers. This makes them a strong start, especially given their favorable matchup.
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The Jets' defense has consistently posted double-digit fantasy points and are facing a less threatening Denver offense this week, which is also prone to turnovers. This makes them a strong start, especially given their favorable matchup.
09/27StartWith a strong pass defense and a favorable matchup against the turnover-prone Broncos, the Jets D/ST is a strong play.
09/27StartThe Jets are strong against the pass and face a turnover-prone Broncos offense.
09/26StartFacing a struggling Broncos team with a strong pass defense makes them a solid start.
09/26StartThe Jets have an extended rest after a strong performance against the New England Patriots. They are 7.5-point favorites at home against the Broncos, who have the second-lowest implied point total this week.
09/26StartThe Jets are strong against the pass and face a turnover-prone Broncos offense.
09/26StartThe Jets defense faces the Broncos, whose offense has struggled with just 17.3 points per game and six turnovers this season.
09/24StartThe Jets have been performing consistently with double-digit fantasy points and a high number of sacks, facing a less threatening Denver offense this week.
09/24StartThe Jets have been strong against the pass and face a Broncos offense that has committed six turnovers this season.
09/23StartThe Jets' defense will face Bo Nix and the Denver Broncos. Given their strong performance last week and the favorable matchup, they are a great start this week.
San Francisco 49ersDEFstart
The 49ers defense faces a struggling Patriots offense that averages just 13 points and 246.3 yards per game. With the 49ers being 10.5-point favorites at home and playing against potentially weaker quarterbacks in Brissett or Maye, it's a highly favorable matchup for fantasy points. Despite some injuries, the defensive talent and excellent matchup make them a must-start this week.
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The 49ers defense faces a struggling Patriots offense that averages just 13 points and 246.3 yards per game. With the 49ers being 10.5-point favorites at home and playing against potentially weaker quarterbacks in Brissett or Maye, it's a highly favorable matchup for fantasy points. Despite some injuries, the defensive talent and excellent matchup make them a must-start this week.
09/26StartDespite injuries, their strong defense and matchup against the Patriots give them an edge.
09/26StartThe 49ers are 10.5-point favorites at home against the Patriots, who have the lowest implied point total this week. Despite injuries, the 49ers should outperform the Patriots significantly.
09/26StartThe 49ers defense will face a limited Patriots offense, making them a safe and strong start.
09/26DropThe San Francisco 49ers defense is still stout despite Jauan Jennings' breakout game against a weak Rams pass defense. They are not recommended for dropping at this stage.
09/26StartThe 49ers defense faces a Patriots offense averaging just 13 points and 246.3 yards per game. It's a favorable home matchup.
09/24StartDespite a low fantasy output in Week 3, the 49ers face a New England team that has struggled offensively, making them a must-start.
09/23StartThe 49ers' defense is loaded with talent and will face Jacoby Brissett or Drake Maye, offering another excellent matchup for fantasy points.
Tennessee TitansDEFstart
With Miami's offense struggling without Tua Tagovailoa, the Titans are expected to capitalize on this weak matchup.
Player Advice
A.J. BrownWRadd
Hot streak makes him a worthy addition, especially for playoff matchups.
Brock PurdyQBstart
Favorable matchup, but uncertain future based on recent injury news.
Cooper KuppWRsit
Cooper Kupp's recent performances have been underwhelming with very low scores, making him a risky start.
Jameson WilliamsWRstart
Williams had a standout performance with two touchdowns and is a key playmaker in a high-scoring offense.
Jordan LoveQBsit
Despite a good matchup, Love underperformed significantly, showing he may not be trustworthy for playoff starts.
Kyler MurrayQBsit
Murray disappointed with a poor performance despite a favorable matchup earlier. He’s likely not a reliable option in the finals.
Travis KelceTEsit
Potential inactivity as playoff concerns weigh in.